Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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