Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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