it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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