I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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