And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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