A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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