Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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