There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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