I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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