Heybabeimwearingurpanties
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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