It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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