So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize