He asked me if I "almost moaned"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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