How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
We're too hungover to prance.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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