You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Shame is for Republicans.
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