spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
