PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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