How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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