Well apparently he's into motor boating.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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