I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago