I just cut my nipple shaving
my vag is so smooth its legendary
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.