therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
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I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people