Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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