I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
