Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Randomize
