Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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