The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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