What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
