it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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