so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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