i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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