I just pynch a tree in the face
it wasn't lemon gatorade
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
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Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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