Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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