just come out here and I will go home with you...
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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