did you get engaged???
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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