Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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