Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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