threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
