Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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