Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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