I think I died a long time ago.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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