good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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