Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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