Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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