it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just saw a hot homeless man
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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