One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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