i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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