I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
try to milk me bitch
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