wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
