i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
People in love make me want to vomit
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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