Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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