I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I need to sanitize my soul.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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