Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

i only hope i can top last weeks sext session

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"

(1-603): View more from New Hampshire

Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?

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(480): View more from Arizona

He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.

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(217): View more from Illinois

he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids

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(408): View more from California

Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.

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(519): View more from Ontario

We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.

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(516): View more from New York

Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar

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(585): View more from New York

Can you rollerblade?

(617): View more from Massachusetts

No, why?

(585): View more from New York

Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?

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