i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Shame is for Republicans.
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