I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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