I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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