i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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