Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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