i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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